really, I mean really, they are just a pair of jeans

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I bought a new pair of jeans and they declared undying love to me.

Well, what they actually “said”, what was written on the label, was:

I don’t want a personal relationship with my jeans. And if they really cared they would accommodate to meet my individual needs such as a muffin top.

I bought a new pair of jeans and they declared undying love to me. Well, what they actually “said” was:

We all need a people and things in our life we can depend on. A friend who’s in it for the long haul . A partner that’s strong and resilient and makes you feel great. … A partner, that just like you, gets better with age.

 

I don’t want a personal relationship with my jeans. And if they really cared they would accommodate to meet my individual needs such as a muffin top.

 

Why do we still say a pair of pants or a pair of jeans when they no longer come in two pieces like Queen Victoria’s bloomers?

 

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3 thoughts on “really, I mean really, they are just a pair of jeans

  1. I am overdue for a shopping trip to find a new pair of jeans, but I dread the ordeal since I have gained five pounds over the summer. (Extremely hot weather and sitting indoors next to the air conditioner will do that to one.) But yes, if I could find a pair that hides my muffin top and will last at least until I lose weight (ha), that would be wonderful.

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