“Miss, tell him to shut up. He keeps telling everyone I did two of his mates.”
“Ignore him, Miss Year 7, he has ASD (and more) and he will soon move onto something else.”
“But Miss, it is true. I did.”
I passed it up the line, to those who earn the big money. I just hope that her conception of “did his mates” is different to mine, but I fear not.