My midmorning fruit salad was perfect, except for the mandarin that had a hundred thousand seeds hidden within it. One dastardly seed had the audacity to flip off my spoon and hide under my desk.
I tried to use my foot to trick it out from its fox hole but it held fast. I refused to surrender and so prepared for a full frontal assault. I pushed my office chair behind me and climbed under my desk.
It’s not a deep desk, and so my bum was clearly visible as I attacked the mandarin seed.
And that is where the Principal found me. Bum up, way to go!