The police pulled Son over for a random breath test (RBT) as he drove to the all night convenience store to buy a bottle of milk. It really was milk, because we had looked at the milk label earlier and it said use by the 11th and it was the 15th, and so I had asked him to buy milk for my tea. He took Augie Dog along for the drive.
On the return trip he was pulled over again for an RBT!
The police officer heard a noise and asked “Is there something in the back of your car?”
“It’s a dog, and its not wearing a seat belt” answered Son.
“That’s it, out of the car!”
Last time Son was RBT’d the officer told Son he had an ugly car.
How long have the police been going to comedy school?