Walking across the supermarket car park, I heard a female voice echo from a nearby car.
“He said I needed elocution lessons, so I said, “Fuck off”.”
I hastened my step.
The majesty and grandeur of the English language, it’s the greatest possession we have. The noblest thoughts that ever flowed through the hearts of men are contained in its extraordinary, imaginative, and musical mixtures of sounds.
Professor Henry Higgins: My Fair Lady