Do you like dinosaurs?

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Dinosaur: Human size chart

 

I have to admit that I have never had an up close and personal relationship with a dinosaur, but I do suspect that I may not like them. Please do not tell my granddaughter that, as she is presently quite enraptured by them and goes to the bed each night after dancing the Dino Stomp with her parents, and Grandma when I am present.

I mean they don’t appear to be really loveable. Can’t see cuddling with a dinosaur in bed as a real option. Might be why cats and dogs remain, and dinosaurs are no more…

Can they participate in an interesting conversation? Hold their own in a book club? Know which fork to use first? Choose a good wine? I suspect not.

Do they leave the toilet seat up? Do they even use a toilet seat?

Are they going to be quiet when I want to sleep in? Can they tip toe?

They just seem to tromp and stomp and roar and eat. And their colour range seems severely limited.

I don’t know; not thinking likeable, people. Can you mount an argument in their favour?

Waiting…

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22 thoughts on “Do you like dinosaurs?

  1. The colour range and presence of feathers makes them a little more interesting. Seems the first dino-experts thought of them as large plucked chickens whereas some could mood-change their colour.
    The Brontosaurus story is mildly interesting too (fella put the wrong head on a skeleton and declared it a new type).

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