Massaged Kale Salad with Asparagus, Asiago, and Bacon

This, the title claims, is Massaged Kale Salad with Asparagus, Asiago, and Bacon.

How does one massage kale?

If the salad was titled Beaten Kale Salad with Asparagus, Asiago, and Bacon, would it taste somehow different?

Does it have to be massaged? Can I just stroke it a little?

What if the neighbours see me massaging my kale?

What will the children think?

 

[For those who desire massaging their kale, I believe the recipe is thus : Link ]

Advertisements

6 thoughts on “

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s