This, the title claims, is Massaged Kale Salad with Asparagus, Asiago, and Bacon.
How does one massage kale?
If the salad was titled Beaten Kale Salad with Asparagus, Asiago, and Bacon, would it taste somehow different?
Does it have to be massaged? Can I just stroke it a little?
What if the neighbours see me massaging my kale?
What will the children think?
[For those who desire massaging their kale, I believe the recipe is thus : Link ]