I am not bragging, I am merely sharing another example of my superiority.
I have completed my Christmas Shopping!
Yes, I have more than one person to buy a gift for. No, I did not give everyone the same gift, and no one got a gift voucher.
Purchased and sitting in my house type of finished Christmas shopping, to be exact.
How sweet is that?
One standing ovation will suffice… all right, two if you must.