We were sitting with laptops on our laps in our favourite chairs watching television when Mr FD looked up and spoke.
Mr FD: I have decided what I what to do with the rest of my life!
FD: And that is?
Mr FD: I am going to become a geographical formation. I think when I die, it would be nice if people said “He was a great geographical formation.”
FD: Any particular geographical formation in mind?
Mr FD: Well, I don’t think water, because I am not that great in water. Maybe a city, I could be a city.
FD: But people annoy you after awhile and cities are full of people.
Mr FD : True.
FD: How about a mountain? You are certainly hard to move most of the time.
Mr FD: An island? I might like being an island.
FD: You do have the mass for it.
And with nary another word Mr FD returned to his laptop screen.