country rhino, city rhino

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The SUMATRAN RHINOCEROS • Brendan Wenzel.

[Regular readers of FD’s blog will know of Mr FD’s penchant for nocturnal animal conversations and sleep talk – refer to Night Tales]

FD: “You know, ever since we moved to the country, we haven’t had one pygmy rhino in our bathroom.”

Mr FD : “They are city boys. You know how it is with city animals, once they get the taste of take out trash bins, know the regular cycle of the garbage pickup, use indoor plumbing, they can’t handle the particulars of country life. They are just not as resilient as previous generations, just a lazy, me generation.”

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