He who rides a camel should not be afraid of dogs.

camel

I had been sleeping for sometime, when Mr FD came to bed.

“I think we should buy a camel.” he declared. “One of those hairy Chinese ones.”

“A camel?” I queried trying to decide if I was in fact awake, or dreaming.

“A Bactrian camel.”

“Why?” Sadly, I was awake.

“I just think it would look good walking about the place.”

“What about Augie Dog? Will he like a camel?”

“Augie can ride it. It will love giving Augie rides.”

Advertisements

11 thoughts on “He who rides a camel should not be afraid of dogs.

  1. Well, he is quite an interesting animal. But why do I think that’s an odd choice for a pet? Maybe a cat would do? Or a hamster? If he wants to go all out, maybe an Alpaca? At least you can shear them and sell their wool or have it spun into yarn.

    Like

  2. Two camels, so it wouldn’t get lonely.
    But make sure not to get a male and female, so you won’t be bringing the babies into work to try to give them away,

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

w

Connecting to %s