I had been sleeping for sometime, when Mr FD came to bed.
“I think we should buy a camel.” he declared. “One of those hairy Chinese ones.”
“A camel?” I queried trying to decide if I was in fact awake, or dreaming.
“A Bactrian camel.”
“Why?” Sadly, I was awake.
“I just think it would look good walking about the place.”
“What about Augie Dog? Will he like a camel?”
“Augie can ride it. It will love giving Augie rides.”