Mr FD, lying in bed, had an itch low on his back where he could not reach, so he woke me and asked me to scratch it. I found the spot and saitisfied his itch.

“Thank you!” he said.
“That is what wives are for isn’t it, scratching itches? I said, rolling back to my side of the bed.
“Everyone, should have one,” Mr FD replied, before pausing and adding, “or maybe a Russian Wolfhound”.

It’s nice to be rated so highly!