Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth and Defender of the Faith, will be in Brisbane today.
No one asked me if she could share my turf, and we are amused. We as in me.
It is bad enough having to allow the plebs to run around willy nilly, now I have to allow some old usurper from away yonder to wander about scooping up all the attention, as well as the flowers.
No contest of course, as I am THE Flamingo Dancer, adored by all, across the earth. She just better be out of town by sundown… I don’t care if she is old, she is going down.